Hart MMBC Episode 1 - A Little Party Never Killed Nobody

Author's Note: The text is lifted from the original episode on Tumblr, which you can read here.

Original Airdate: March 4th, 2017.

Welcome to the Hart Bachelor Challenge, set in wonderful Robin Hills! Today we meet our bachelor and his moderator, along with the contestants trying to win over his heart. Prepare for a joyous celebration to usher in the Hart BC!

( Click to watch! [Warnings for: References to murder and death, alcohol, and ableist language in the accompanying music of the episode] )